As my son approaches two, quickly I may add, the world has taken on a whole new window. So I am going to post things as I see it that he sees it:
~ If mom says no she really means yes
~ I really have until she gets UP when she is yelling at me to react
~ Putting Kitty in the heater vent is fun
~ The potty is a toy made for flushing
~ What Glass?? Oh this bowl I am not supposed to be playing with that came from the cabinet that I wasn't in?? I better go put it back....
~ Crayons are for walls
~ Its fun to hit my head on the washer and listen to the noise and then run to mommy and get a kiss and go back to it
~ Crayons are for eating
~ When its nap time, its play time and vice versa
~ At mommy's house we have no dogs, at daddy's house we have two dogs
~ I love "BHISH" (fish)
~ Snuggles are good, only on my terms
~ Lets see what we can make mommy say that she never thought she would say...
And to expand upon that last comment ... things Alex has made me say I never thought I would say:
~ DO not stab the Kitty with the knitting needles
~ Kitty doesn't belong in the heater vents
~ GET OUT of the cabinet
~ NO we do not flush (fill in the blank item here)
~ This is non-negotable
~ When/Where did you learn that?
~ Do not eat that (item has come from the floor of walmart)
~ What balls do you want? (yes and all the men in the store around me stared)
~ Do not head butt the clothing racks!
~ Please stay away from strangers, they may take you home
~ Do you want a spanking?! (To which he responds YES, loudly, in walmart and people stare)
~ We do not need to open our mouths to get/give kisses (especially with dogs)
~ Bugs are not food
~ Do NOT bite/lick my toes; thats GROSS
~ Yes, you must wear a butt in public (a butt is a diaper)
Well, I thought you would enjoy my early morning thoughts. Its been interesting sharing Alex now but I am getting used to it. Then he does the random things about and I am reminded at how special he is... Does anyone have any things to add to the "things I never thought I would say as a mother..."
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That is too funny. I think we all catch ourselves saying things that we never thought we would. That is part of being a parent. :)
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